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Giveaway - This Picture Needs A Caption

Just a fun little contest for you all :)

I spotted this picture in the Sunday Meijer ad, and I busted a gut. And every time I look at it, I STILL bust a gut!

So...I want YOU to bust a gut too! AND, just for fun, I'm gonna have a bit of a contest to go with it. All you need to do is come up with a caption for this picture. You have until Friday at midnight to comment here on my blog with what you think belongs under this picture. I'll pick my favorite (yes - this is SUBJECTIVE) and give an interesting prize (LOL not sure what - am going to Meijer today and will pick something out). AND I'll also pick a name randomly from all those who entered and give away another prize (probably a book with one of my stories in it - depends on what I can dig up). I'll announce the winners Saturday morning - AND you can enter from ANYWHERE.

And now, without further ado: the picture!



(and in case you're wondering - it is ACTUALLY for hunters)

Have fun!

23 comments:

  1. "But they told me I was a shoe in for the Star Wars remake!"

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  2. I see men as trees walking.

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  3. "Yet by the grace of God, here stand I!"

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  4. Honey!!!!! The kids have been playing with their Chia Pets too close to my Rogaine again!!!!!!

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  5. "Mom always told me to eat my greens, and dad always said 'you are what you eat.' I should have listened to dad!"

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  6. Breaking news....We have finally found the cure for baldness. Story within...

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  7. These are all hilarious. I don't know how Joanne will figure out which one will win;)

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  8. "I called him Oscar the Grouch so many times, it must have went to his head."

    Cute contest Jo! Love the Chia Pet/Rogaine one. Hee hee, snort.

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  9. The Boogey-Man will getcha, if you don't watch out!

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  10. Sherry CastelluccioSeptember 29, 2009

    "I don't what happened, honey! Suddenly I turned around and I'm ambushed by a guy slinging mud and yelling, "I told you to keep that dog off my lawn!"

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  11. "The best way to catch Bigfoot is to blend in with his community."

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  12. Bob loved his special, knitted green suit. Unfortunately, so did his mother's twelve cats.

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  13. "My wife will never find me in here."

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  14. Hello, this is 1st visit to your blog and it is wonderful. Thank you for sharing and inspiring. You have a beautiful blog.

    Yoli
    http://apronofthemonthclub.blogspot.com/

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  15. WANTED: Dead or Alive:
    Sasquatch AKA Bigfoot
    Considered unarmed but dangerous. May be using "hunter" alias.
    Use extreme caution if approached.
    BO may be deadly if inhaled.

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  16. Ha ha ha!!!

    There are some good ones!

    Have fun choosing, JO

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  17. "They said I looked like a male model. They didn't tell me they meant for mohair."

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  18. oh. my. goodness! I soooooo don't envy you having to pick a winner on this one! LoL--what imaginations. Now we just need Beffy to write a poem about him!!!! :)

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  19. Unfortunate result of science experiment gone wrong. Man mixes Rogainne with fertilizer. Mixture explodes.

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  20. After the trial run, the company decided that the Jolly Green Giant was much more marketable than the Furry Green Asparagus.

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  21. Ralph hoped his new costume would help him play a convincing enough tree to finally, after 6 years of school plays, get a different role next year.

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  22. no worries, this is only my north side. you dont EVEN want to see my south side.

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