"If you write FOR a particular market or FOR a particular editor you will often miss the mark. But if you write because your fingers have danced across the keyboard, because a character has tapped you on the shoulder, because a story has settled in your heart, then even if you never sell it you have done the work you were meant to do. And sometime, dear readers, real magic happens." Jane Yolen

11/22/11

If I Were... (and the Internet Cafe)

How often are you surprised at how clueless some people can be? Sure, you don't say anything about it, but you wonder how they CAN'T grasp the simplest concepts. I'm over at the Internet Cafe today, talking about exactly why that's a bad attitude, and how our wisdom is, well, not so wise. It's All Him.

And now, for a LITTLE fun :)

If I Were...

If I were a month, I’d be April.      
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday      
If I were a time of day, I’d be early morning.
If I were a "planet," I’d be Mars.     
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.
If I were a direction, I’d be Northwest.  
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a recliner.
If I were a liquid, I'd be apple cider.
If I were a gemstone, I'd be jade.
If I were a tree, I’d be an oak.
If I were a tool, I'd be a level.
If I were a flower, I'd be a stargazer lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a spring shower.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a flute.
If I were a color, I'd be purple.
If I were an emotion, I’d be joy.     
If I were a fruit, I’d be a peach.
If I were a sound, I’d be The Pink Panther theme.
If I were an element, I’d be oxygen.
If I were a car, I'd be a minivan.
If I were a food, I’d be ice cream.
If I were a place, I’d be a rainforest.
If I were a fabric, I'd be cotton.
If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.
If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.
If I were an animal, I’d be a koala.
If I were an object, I'd be a laptop.
If I were a body part, I’d be a pinky toe.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a grin.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be bunny slippers.      

WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
Go ahead and try it on YOUR blog - or in the comments. Be sure to let me know so I can check your answers out!

Traveling Rough Roads With God's Strength

4 comments:

  1. haha, that was fun! What a way to describe yourself. I may have to do this some time ;-)

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  2. Loved it, JoDear!
    Wasn't it fun to do?!
    Bunny slippers?! YES!! I can definitely see that! =] =]

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  3. Fun! Enjoyed your answers! Spring showers--my favorite kind of rain. Hugs!

    Here's mine:

    http://www.reflectionswithdrrita.com/2011/11/if-i-were.html

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  4. If I Were...

    If I were a month, I’d be August.
    If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
    If I were a time of day, I’d be early Night.
    If I were a "planet," I’d be pluto(dwarf, i know).
    If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Killer Whale.
    If I were a direction, I’d be South.
    If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a BeenBag.
    If I were a liquid, I'd be Water.
    If I were a gemstone, I'd be Saphire.
    If I were a tree, I’d be an oak.
    If I were a tool, I'd be a Rench.
    If I were a flower, I'd be a iris.

    If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a Sunshine filled day.
    If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a Saxaphone.
    If I were a color, I'd be bright Orange.
    If I were an emotion, I’d be Happiness.
    If I were a fruit, I’d be a Mango.
    If I were a sound, I’d be Piter Patter(like Rain).
    If I were an element, I’d be Helium.
    If I were a car, I'd be a Giant Deisel Truck.
    If I were a food, I’d be A Soft, Warm Cookie.
    If I were a place, I’d be a field.
    If I were a fabric, I'd be Flannel.
    If I were a taste, I’d be Tasty.
    If I were a scent, I’d be lemon.
    If I were an animal, I’d be a Horse or a Kitten.
    If I were an object, I'd be a iPod.
    If I were a body part, I’d be a Thumb.
    If I were a facial expression, I’d be a giant Smile.
    If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be soft Flip Flops.

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